The Unspoken Rules of Food Theft in the Office Fridge


You know the drill. You lovingly prepare your lunch, place it in the office fridge, and return to find it vanished. Victim of the infamous office fridge heist.

There are unwritten rules governing this culinary crime:

1. If it's wrapped in plastic wrap, it's fair game.

2. Labeling your food only encourages creativity in disposing of the evidence.

3. The "five-minute rule" applies: if you leave your food unattended for five minutes, it's community property.

4. Stealing food from the CEO's container grants immunity from prosecution.

5. Deny, deny, deny: plausible deniability is key.

6. Revenge is sweet – and often served cold, straight from the fridge.

Office fridge thieves, beware: your days are numbered. We're onto you.

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